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Updated: 2026-07-09
I always give fat people wrong directions so they walk more and lose weight feel like a superhero sometimes
I literally just found out that my teacher who roasted me in the 5th grade died in a fire! Look who's roasted now..
I wanna fall in love. But Monday to Friday is work. Saturday is laundry & Sunday is mental prep for Monday.
fart once they will forget it in a couple days. shit yourself and they'll remember for years. make big moves to be remembered
Only in brown families will you get made fun of for your weight and then yelled at for dieting.
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I'm so humble that If u invite me to ur house and there's no food. I'll just eat u instead.
Be offended at the fact that there is someone out there who could step in to your shoes and run your life 10x better than you are rn
if I had a dollar for every Gay joke I made to bro id have $0 because I'm not joking